life's track back

Have you felt you have acted dumb at certain moments??
Its crazy ryt?? But this post can resemble certain moments of embarrassment, some funny moments!!!
that time when it happened it is not the funniest moment!! you feel very bad when you be in that situation but when you think of it later it will the most enjoyable and memorable moment for you!!
I used to think why people act dumb?? But most of the times people insist on making dumb decisions. Oh!! shit!! i acted dumb... and what?? when??

Exactly today in office!! when i was asked to buy ten issues of a magazines for a study. i bought ten books from the same issue. Sick it was. Oh Shit!! i felt very bad!! But how could i act so dumb?? even now i dont have any answer on this. I prayed to God never make to face such a situation again.. oh God!! how do i face this???

But i smiled inside for being so stupid!! Here are some stupid things i have done before!!

1. I Made a low buzzing noise for 10-15 mins, keeping a totally straight face.

2. Pinched myself for few mins, and thought for a while i could handle the pain.

3. Just kept on saying the same word again & again, until it loses its meaning....

4. Acted like a dog for few mins.. barked, grawled even bited myself if yah like...

5. Tried to swallow my tongue till i felt like vomitting.

6. Talked back to TV, and answering the questions!! bloody hell a loong conversation it was...

7. Counted the numbers reverse, 200 till 0.

8. I was counting how much times i could blink in 5 mins.

9. Show people my Photo and demand to know "whether they've seen this girl?"

10.At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

11. Passing very funny notes on teacher during the class and the moment it reaches her.

12. Played my favorite song in my ipod, put it on full blast, and jumped on my teachers desk and performed for it before her.

13. Started a food fight at home and the moment it targeted my dad's friend, when he is about to leave for a meeting.

14. Stayed in the bathroom for a day, just beacuse i dont want to go to school.

15. Tried for my dad's signature in my rank card, Just because i was bored.

16. The moment when my master caught me red handed, when i was immitating him before the whole class.

17. The moment when my principal saw the funny cartoons of the teachers and she smiled.

18. The moment when i tried to rag a senior in college unknowingly.

19. The moment when i found the boy i teased to be my brother's best friend in college.

20. The moment when my dad shocked, seeing me proposing to the photo. But guys it was Mr. Bean's net image and he bursted to laugh when he saw the photo.

21. The moment i wrote the signs in my hostel rest rooms, "Out of order. Enter at your own risk. Something has gone terribly wrong with the sewage system."

22. The moment i shouted in between the class, i'm bored and i want to eat!

23. The mins i played hide and seek with my cousins in a Central Library.





Huh, these are very few things which i have done these days. Now i just want to run around campus screaming "The flying monkeys are coming! The flying monkeys are coming!" I'm crazy girl!! i can never forget these incidents.Hope you guys read this and remember your funny moments!!

Do's & Dont's!

Why do we have do's & dont's?

Restrictions in life? or is there certain rules to live!

Nothing like that it's afterall human limitations.

Then why cant we break these rules?

Do this! no dont do! dooooooooo....... and donnnnnttttttttttttt! blah! stop people why is this restrictions? i hate restrictions in life! just freak out.. life is to live.... i dono how years i'm going to live. Just want to live the fullest i can! enjoy living!

If you guys really planned to break the rules, here are some ideas!

1 - Never live for tomorrow, Where today will do!

But still there are exceptions... Today, only if i party and enjoy or sleep or eat. For rest everything tomorrow would be great...

2 - If Someone says dont do! it means you have to do! Nothing wrong in trying out!

3 - If it possible to cut down you work for movie! do it at once... tomorrow office will be there and your work will be there but guys your movie also will be there but the plans you have made for today will not be there for tomorrow.

4 - Never use a passive word!! you can be active. A word difference!

5 - Dont mind your tongue! Mind your sense!

what ever your sense thinks your tongue will say! but at times, let you also have freedom of speech! For instance, it is not wrong if you say your head dum! unless he/she hears that.

6 - Eat well... no diet, let your sense not stop you having your food!

but guys you have loads of extra inches on your body! then this rule is not applicable.

7 - go to office regularly, go to school regularly! no use of evrything why we need to work, why we need to study for tomorrow! tomorrow never comes.. so no tensions!!!

Hey guys! i was exactly crazy to write such thing. I mean it. No next door boy to say hello and to think of him, no gal to compete me in the way i'm,. i hate sitting idle at ane place thinking of tomorrow! if i do something, people say! behave you are half past 20. I hate people say me you are not a kid anymore!! keep in mind you are 21!! i hate this. i cant help.. i grow! i will ever do all silly crap! i'm useless and i enjoy my joblessness at this time.

Cheers!

Ha ha ha.... the only thing i would do perfectly is TALKING TALKING TALKING TALKING

PPl murmuring around me in pity voices.... "Oh my God!!! dis female wont shut her mouth" but der r also ppl to hear all my bull shits!! but they never like to see me quiet.. once in blue moon i actually tried.. hmm... its tooooooo hard!!!! i shouted to let people know my joblessness.. but that continued to be my job further.. now celebrating my absolute joblessness with the sense of scribbling!! haaahooo... boredom kills me!! no innovation, truely mechanic d lyf!! i hard to get people to enjoy!! just was thinking s der sum way to get along with people!!! at last found!!! All that s der betwen me and world is my words!!! God made my day!!! now that i mention, i dnt actually recall being born here in blog bt i must have generated my self when i was quiet.........

All i'm suppose to do now is publish the post, so the readers can proof read it... let me correct it tomo!! thnks buddies.. going to sleep soundly tonight!!! And for now i wrapped all my well-wishes, best intentions and most competitive hugs in anti-croast wrapping paper!!! Fuctional ans tasty!!! keep going!!! seeya............

Thats it buddies!!! go to your cage (proof reading) without any supper!!! let me sleep for a while 12 hrs!!!