life's track back

Have you felt you have acted dumb at certain moments??
Its crazy ryt?? But this post can resemble certain moments of embarrassment, some funny moments!!!
that time when it happened it is not the funniest moment!! you feel very bad when you be in that situation but when you think of it later it will the most enjoyable and memorable moment for you!!
I used to think why people act dumb?? But most of the times people insist on making dumb decisions. Oh!! shit!! i acted dumb... and what?? when??

Exactly today in office!! when i was asked to buy ten issues of a magazines for a study. i bought ten books from the same issue. Sick it was. Oh Shit!! i felt very bad!! But how could i act so dumb?? even now i dont have any answer on this. I prayed to God never make to face such a situation again.. oh God!! how do i face this???

But i smiled inside for being so stupid!! Here are some stupid things i have done before!!

1. I Made a low buzzing noise for 10-15 mins, keeping a totally straight face.

2. Pinched myself for few mins, and thought for a while i could handle the pain.

3. Just kept on saying the same word again & again, until it loses its meaning....

4. Acted like a dog for few mins.. barked, grawled even bited myself if yah like...

5. Tried to swallow my tongue till i felt like vomitting.

6. Talked back to TV, and answering the questions!! bloody hell a loong conversation it was...

7. Counted the numbers reverse, 200 till 0.

8. I was counting how much times i could blink in 5 mins.

9. Show people my Photo and demand to know "whether they've seen this girl?"

10.At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

11. Passing very funny notes on teacher during the class and the moment it reaches her.

12. Played my favorite song in my ipod, put it on full blast, and jumped on my teachers desk and performed for it before her.

13. Started a food fight at home and the moment it targeted my dad's friend, when he is about to leave for a meeting.

14. Stayed in the bathroom for a day, just beacuse i dont want to go to school.

15. Tried for my dad's signature in my rank card, Just because i was bored.

16. The moment when my master caught me red handed, when i was immitating him before the whole class.

17. The moment when my principal saw the funny cartoons of the teachers and she smiled.

18. The moment when i tried to rag a senior in college unknowingly.

19. The moment when i found the boy i teased to be my brother's best friend in college.

20. The moment when my dad shocked, seeing me proposing to the photo. But guys it was Mr. Bean's net image and he bursted to laugh when he saw the photo.

21. The moment i wrote the signs in my hostel rest rooms, "Out of order. Enter at your own risk. Something has gone terribly wrong with the sewage system."

22. The moment i shouted in between the class, i'm bored and i want to eat!

23. The mins i played hide and seek with my cousins in a Central Library.





Huh, these are very few things which i have done these days. Now i just want to run around campus screaming "The flying monkeys are coming! The flying monkeys are coming!" I'm crazy girl!! i can never forget these incidents.Hope you guys read this and remember your funny moments!!

Life is full of happiness! But its all in the way we approach it.. Its all depend of the individual., I'm happy or i'm not happy! but life its true life is full excitements, unexpected memories. it impacts us more than a deadly sadness.. There are so many, that can lighten up our moments into joyful treat for thoughts in later thinking... not only me, but everyone will be rather, be happy to think of such moments! You realise this, usually in simple, everyday, seemingly unimportant ways. You will not realise but these things will let you be happy forever. It settles in your heart for ever, for you to think it as nostalgia!!!

When you will be happy? when you will be excited! when a next door handsome boy looks at you or if a hot gal winks at you... exactly may me! or when you except low marks in your paper and you crab 90%.. huh! nothing else can make you happy at that time! but when you score 90% you would say happily i expected 100% but some where i missed.. is it so??? Or guys when you want a drop of wine, you manged to get a Swedish Vodka! great right.. Or this also can occur when i expected a bad talk with my head and he welcomes me with a promotion in job! execellent right! it all cant be complete nightmares but something can make you happy for sure.

Hmmm, thats fine! then what else can make you happy or excited in life, here are few i've listed, it may be serious or funny or even silly, but what to do it knocked at life door to give happiness,

1 - the guy you admired, when you tried to propose him, he holds you and introduces you as his lady love to his friends!

2 - Surprisingly when you find big notes in your hand bag at the end of shopping, when you realise you have no money left anymore for shopping.

3 - an unexpected hug from your mate!

4 - when you wake up and realise its possible to sleep a couple of hours....

5 - to meet an old friend and feel that things haven't changed!

6 - when your first crush along with his/her mate after years, comes & to speak to you!

7 - An unexpected weekend along with your mate!

8 - An unexpected encounter with an ex-boyfriend with his gorgeous new gal, when you are without make-up in wet pants...

9 - when you expected a sure flop show of yours in college cultures and it turned into a blockbuster grabbing prize...

10 - when you happen to see some penny's down in your house, when you are in very bad need of pocket money...

11 - when you happen to clear your last exam..

12 - a bout of hysterical laughter

Now stop! take breath, and accept all the unexpected moments with open arms. The best things in life are unexpected. Remember it may turn out to be a great story to tell all your people!! so enjoy the good, the bad and the ugly, cause it won't be able to face it forever! BTW, you got something to remember in your life later.

Do's & Dont's!

Why do we have do's & dont's?

Restrictions in life? or is there certain rules to live!

Nothing like that it's afterall human limitations.

Then why cant we break these rules?

Do this! no dont do! dooooooooo....... and donnnnnttttttttttttt! blah! stop people why is this restrictions? i hate restrictions in life! just freak out.. life is to live.... i dono how years i'm going to live. Just want to live the fullest i can! enjoy living!

If you guys really planned to break the rules, here are some ideas!

1 - Never live for tomorrow, Where today will do!

But still there are exceptions... Today, only if i party and enjoy or sleep or eat. For rest everything tomorrow would be great...

2 - If Someone says dont do! it means you have to do! Nothing wrong in trying out!

3 - If it possible to cut down you work for movie! do it at once... tomorrow office will be there and your work will be there but guys your movie also will be there but the plans you have made for today will not be there for tomorrow.

4 - Never use a passive word!! you can be active. A word difference!

5 - Dont mind your tongue! Mind your sense!

what ever your sense thinks your tongue will say! but at times, let you also have freedom of speech! For instance, it is not wrong if you say your head dum! unless he/she hears that.

6 - Eat well... no diet, let your sense not stop you having your food!

but guys you have loads of extra inches on your body! then this rule is not applicable.

7 - go to office regularly, go to school regularly! no use of evrything why we need to work, why we need to study for tomorrow! tomorrow never comes.. so no tensions!!!

Hey guys! i was exactly crazy to write such thing. I mean it. No next door boy to say hello and to think of him, no gal to compete me in the way i'm,. i hate sitting idle at ane place thinking of tomorrow! if i do something, people say! behave you are half past 20. I hate people say me you are not a kid anymore!! keep in mind you are 21!! i hate this. i cant help.. i grow! i will ever do all silly crap! i'm useless and i enjoy my joblessness at this time.

Cheers!